#1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You went up to her and say “I am very rich. Marry me”.
That’s Direct Marketing.
#2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He is very rich. Marry him”.
That’s Advertising.
#3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you called her and say, “Hi, I am very rich. Marry me”.
That’s Telemarketing.
#4. You are at a party and see a beautiful girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?’.
That’s Public Relations.
#5. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich”.
That’s Brand Recognition.
#6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me”.
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback.
#7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
That’s Demand and Supply Gap.
#8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” And she goes with him.
That’s Competition Eating into Your Market Share.
#9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” Your wife arrives.
That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets.
Source: Unknown.
Wahidin Wong is a digital marketer at Adkomu.com and an editor at Tobeeko.com. He is also a jazz and bossa lover.
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